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'You can get into enough trouble just in Geneva - no way you're going to a summit conference in LAS VEGAS!'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

Sword Swallow is Bitten by a Mosquito.

'Well if you're sick of seeing me here, and I'm sick of coming in here,let's call a truce!'

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

'Rain, rain, go away, come again another day'

Carmen

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

"Have you noticed that the people who want to ban a film are the ones who wouldn't want to see it?"

Monsanto-Research Dept (Genetic Engineering) Publicity Dept (Frenetic Engineering)

Whatever 'shenanigans' are, they must be long. Grandma says there's no end to mine!

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"Brad, if you can't say 'I love you' without using finger quotes, I'm outta here."

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

Greek Tragedy

'Dad, before I tell you what happened, how much does a piece of glass nine feet by twelve feet cost?'

Snakeboarding.

'Can we wrap up this argument? I've just thought of another one.'

Bending beneath the weight of his burden, he lay it upon the moss (Atala).

'This is a killer hole!'

Comedy, Tragedy, Facelift