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'I miss the noise, the pollution and all the other stuff that we came here to get away from.'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Desert Island Meals.

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Pina Coladas

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Lounging by the pool

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Where cartoon characters go on holiday...

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

PIna Colada

Desert Island Fantasies

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

Sun Worship

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

'It is so nice to be able to take a break mid trip...'

Neurotics in the tropics

WPOV's (White People On Vacation)

"It's not a big deal! Everyone gets bitten by insects on holiday occasionally."

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

'Two for French Polynesia.'

"On the contrary. I think the Carribbean countries have a great many education practices that are worth studying."

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'