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Mangoes Womangoes Male and Female mangoes in a fruit store.

Mangoes A man leaving an apartment.

"Just be yourself."

Apples for sale

What the Doctor Ordered

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Banana Split...

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

Pina Coladas

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Apple Pie Abduction

Gooseberry Fool...

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Banana Split Personality

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Ball as water-melon.

Peach flirting with a banana.

Tree Passion

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Large, wrinkly

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

"Prepare to meet your maker."