Fruits T-Shirts

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

Slot Machine Tree

Oh, for pete's sake, spare me the "core beliefs" lecture again, willya?

'Do you have any oranges?'

Disinterested George

Orange worrying about cellulite.

Apple-to-Orange Adapter

Introvert, Extrovert, pervert

'We offer complimentary fruit baskets instead of pro bono work.'

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

Banana leaves.

Conference Pears

GM Foods - Bananas singing, "Oh yes we are all bananas......"

"You taste orange on one side of your mouth and lime on the other? You obviously have fruit gums!"

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Food hierarchy: Top Banana; Big Cheese; 'king broccoli

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Apples and oranges

Man playing a fruit machine wins three cherries

Apple talks to banana, as pear looks on, saying: 'Look, it's hard to explain ??" you're just a funny guy, OK?'

'Don't be such a sour loser.'

squeezed oranges...

'Could you recommend a fruit that works for lawyers?'

'Try cutting down on his cling peaches.'

"Seriously? That would be like me having 'Granny Smith' as my text alert."

Why would anyone ruin a perfectly good banana with ice cream is beyond me.

"Hi handsome, how about an Appletini?"

"Things that scare Jimmy #6 Grandpa eats a banana"

Paris Fruit-seller.

Red Letter Days - The Lover of Melons

"Charles, I can explain."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"Where's our starfruit?"