Trolley Treat Lover T-Shirts

'Would you like something from the trolley doctor ? '

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

You're the puff in my pastry!

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

A day in the life of a dog.

"Unfortunately for my waistline, the only thing sweeter than mom's holiday greeting is her holiday eating!"

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

"Junior just kept saying 'add to cart...add to cart...'."

Dieting is for losers.

"It's a dessert island...!"

'Fruitcake, pfefferneusse, we'd like you to consider early retirement.'

Ice cream van - Large cone.

A Train Conductor.

"I once dropped my cousin on a hotplate, just to watch him melt."

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

"This is going to be a two-cupcake Friday."

The Little Engine...who gives up: 'I know I can't.'

Pig asking whether the farmers truffles are 'Rum or Champagne?'

'If you're a driver who likes it all, take a look at this! Sour cream, onions, cheddar cheese, and bacon bits - this baby's loaded!!!'

'Can I have a glass of water?'

"My papi says never put off till tomorrow what you can do today. 10 paletas please!"

The Little Engine that read Descartes. I think, therefore I can ... I think, therefore I can ... I think, therefore I can.

Pack of oreos.

'Smoke signal say: 'Hi I'm on train'.'

'Of course I forgive you. That's what friends do. How did you know it fell out of my cone?'

'Please, Pookie, just one time...pleeaase..Beg!'