Trolley Jockey Gifts

Slowsave.

Rocking Horse

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

A day at the transgenic races

Gamers

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

Presenter Auditions.

Gentlemen Riders

First past the post.

Horse racing puns

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

Sporting maladies.

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

Stout gentleman: 'That's the way to get over a gate! I don't think you left me so far behind that time.'

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

Game Addiction

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

'Last again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

Sporting maladies.

"Ray Brown on bass, Elvin Jones on drums, and Alan Greenspan on interest rates."

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

'Do you think he'll win the second race?'

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

"Cool game!"

"I want to be a Jockey."

'What he lacks in speed he gains in nose.'

'Got to keep the little ones entertained!'

"Me, I've quit racing. I was very good at it, but I just couldn't hack the early training sessions..."