Trolley Jockey Gifts

Slowsave.

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

A day at the transgenic races

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Rocking Horse

Gamers

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

Presenter Auditions.

Gentlemen Riders

First past the post.

Horse racing puns

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

Sporting maladies.

Stout gentleman: 'That's the way to get over a gate! I don't think you left me so far behind that time.'

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

Game Addiction

'Last again. I hope you kept a diary of your trip.'

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

"Ray Brown on bass, Elvin Jones on drums, and Alan Greenspan on interest rates."

Sporting maladies.

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

'What he lacks in speed he gains in nose.'

'Got to keep the little ones entertained!'

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

I don't know why, but I never seem to win the close races.

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

Polo pony

"Me, I've quit racing. I was very good at it, but I just couldn't hack the early training sessions..."

'Do you think he'll win the second race?'

"I want to be a Jockey."