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Man with a trolley in hurry to get to Wall st

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"Why, I think he's trying to impress you."

Walking To School Simulator

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

Lowbrow Lolita

'But, dear, I am walking the dog.'

Bull Treadmill

'When did the treadmill replace the rat race?'

"This could mean the end of civilisation as we know it!"

'Not only the first wheel, the first road accident as well!'

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

"If you cover them, it keeps them from going bad."

Shopping Trolley

'Would you like something from the trolley doctor ? '

"I gave you the wheel and this is what you did with it?"

Bookie by Merry-Go-Round.

"He's exercising his right to be wrong."

'Me, I've stopped going to the gym: There was never a suitable speed on the treadmills...'

'I've just become a pensioner so I've put a down payment on my own hospital trolley.'

'Is it my fault the supermarket trolley had a mind of its own?'

Two Carriages Stuck In A Traffic Jam.

'Uh-Oh. . . Got a flat!'

'I see the marching season's over for the year.'

Spiky treadmill.

"Sorry Sir, but it is already on the slowest speed..."

'It's the only way I can get him to help me with the shopping.'

Man walking dog on a treadmill

"As a kid if you enjoyed knocking on doors and running away, we have the perfect job for you."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours."