Trivia Ace Pillows

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

Historical memory is on life support.

Piracy on a boating lake

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Before the Internet

Funky Facts: Football.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Miss America IQ Pageant

Nerd tryouts.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"Useless information"

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Senior Jeopardy!

"Your CV will be sufficient, Mr. Cooper."

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

Dreams I have had...

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"You inhabit the body of someone who has an impressive résumé."

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'