Trivia Ace Pillows

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Historical memory is on life support.

Piracy on a boating lake

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Before the Internet

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'

Miss America IQ Pageant

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Nerd tryouts.

Funky Facts: Football.

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

"Useless information"

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Senior Jeopardy!

"Your CV will be sufficient, Mr. Cooper."

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"You inhabit the body of someone who has an impressive résumé."

STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

Dreams I have had...

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'