Triplet Tales Pillows

'Congratulations, Papa, Papa, Papa...'

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

The Fourth Little Pig

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

Elephants never scared me. I once chased three of them into the river/I was able - before I lost my teeth - to bite a crocodile's tail right off / I'll never forget the time I roared so loud, twenty or maybe thirty monkeys fell right out of the tree.

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

"Writer's block?"

Grimm's Fairytales - Title Page

'It was this big. I swear'

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

'...And another thing, I am not your best friend, thats just an old wives' tale.'

"Triple whammy."

'Well, your wife is now a den mother! You have triplets!'

"My dad was a prize-winning bull too: According to Mum, he won a raffle once at the local fair..."

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

The giraffe-tamer.

Benefits of Living Abroad

Father imagining son with fish

If you think you have caught a record fish...make sure you have a witness...

"You consistently lied about the size of the fish you caught. Well....we've all done that."

Tall tales, short stories

'I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home.'

Aesop's Fables - The Lion and the Mouse

'Robert's been very jumpy lately.'

"I thought I'd clouded that rodent's mind..."

'He was six foot nine when he started!'

'It was owned by a little ol' lady who didn't drive it. She used a motor scooter on Saturdays.'

I'm from Sleepy Hollow and haven't eaten in 240 years."