Trinket Collecting Gifts

"My weakness is collectible porcelain ponies."

Fly Football

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Clown on bike.

The Victors

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

hard-boiled egg...

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

Apocalypse Research Center

Bathroom Fairy

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

A close shave on the Titanic...

'Have you any W fronts?'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

Whale Piñata.

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

Tin Can Operation.

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"Thank you for holding. . .Your call is important to us. . .Yeah right."

A Sweet Christmas Connection

How Piñatas Are Born

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

Zdeno Chara

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

Nobody's Perfact (spelled wrong)

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

Candy Corn Dracula