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Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'C'mon get it straight.'

I will study my speling words...

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

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"How was work?"

Evil Exams!

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

'Maths is fun!'

"It's called geometry, Mum."

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'Home Schooling'

Technologies and distance classes

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

School. Learning is a lifelong process. It's only the graduation ceremonies that end.

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

'I'm not doing well in Chemistry - I'm out of my element.'

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."