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Clay Pigeon Shooters' Federation...

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

NHS targets.

'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'

"We need to do a little better job of hitting our target."

"I met all my projections. Thank goodness I set the bar low."

Well done, I hear you hit your target. Yes, a week for two in Hawaii.

'Whoever said 'taking part is better than winning' was certainly a loser...'

Musical arrows.

"Next!"

Cupid hits the shooting range target with arrows

Young Robin Hood at Scout Camp

'Hey we just hit our sales goal...for 1978.'

'Try aiming for the wall - maybe then you'll hit the target!'

Musical Archer

Archery.

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

Clay pigeon shooting

"Hunting? My paw called it redneck doomsday target practice."

Musician Target Practice

Archer with bow and arrow failing a very close shot at target.

'Careful with that shotgun, it could go off.' - 'Don't worry, I'm covering the trigger with my finger.'

CEO Barney Bingle reassured analysts that his company's earnings target is still in sight.

"He's not moving. I think he's dead already."

Dead ducks

'Another bullseye! What do you think of black poweder guns now, Ben?'

A wrecking ball aims for a bullseye target painted on the side of a building.

'If I hit the apple, we call it archery. If I hit the guy, we call it acupuncture.'

Plane shot down by man on a shooting trip.

'You're never going to make it as a cop if you don't put your past as a knife-thrower behind you.'