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Well done, I hear you hit your target. Yes, a week for two in Hawaii.

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

The Salesman

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

Let's Celebrate

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

NHS targets.

"We need to do a little better job of hitting our target."

Successful sales people are avid goal setters...

"I really hate sales meetings"

"I met all my projections. Thank goodness I set the bar low."

Stun-gun target practice.

'Whoever said 'taking part is better than winning' was certainly a loser...'

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"

"Next!"

Skeets Champion.

'And that was that song again...you know, the one we've played like 12 times today already...sigh.'

'Now look what you've done. I told you that I wanted a fair fight... making fun of his trunks is hitting below the belt.'

'Hey we just hit our sales goal...for 1978.'

Young Robin Hood at Scout Camp

"I know this sounds like a line, but nice shooting."

'It's O.K., he's on full commission.'

'Try aiming for the wall - maybe then you'll hit the target!'

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by thin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

"Hunting? My paw called it redneck doomsday target practice."

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

"O.K., if you make this on, that means he'll call, and if you miss—you call him."