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Skeets Champion.

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

The Salesman

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

"No, Mr. Kurlander, I don't have, nor have I ever had, a recipe for cranberry muffins."

"We need to do a little better job of hitting our target."

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

"I really hate sales meetings"

Well done, I hear you hit your target. Yes, a week for two in Hawaii.

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'

'Whoever said 'taking part is better than winning' was certainly a loser...'

Young Robin Hood at Scout Camp

'Hey we just hit our sales goal...for 1978.'

'It's O.K., he's on full commission.'

City travel agency: 'Send me somewhere with women who appriciate a real man!'

Warranty Void

"How's your blogging going?"

"Did we tell you? Debbie's going to be on 'Car Talk.'"

'I must say, Simms, when you're hot you're HOT but when you're not you're NOT!'

"It says here that sixty percent of women prefer chocolate to sex."

Cricketer hitting ball out of TV.

The idea that the firm is dominated by boring white middle aged male lawyers is clearly wrong...for example I know for a fact that Gerald wears a basque under his suit. And I used to be called Mary!

End Gay Stereotyping Now!

A wrecking ball aims for a bullseye target painted on the side of a building.

'Another bullseye! What do you think of black poweder guns now, Ben?'

"It's a new target to try and target a time when we could set a target for agreeing a target for reducing targets to stop us being target driven."

Destroying Music Speakers.

'You may go in after they complete the body count.'

'If I hit the apple, we call it archery. If I hit the guy, we call it acupuncture.'

Now THAT'S a New Year's Resolution!

'As long as the house is clean, his dinner's cooked, the bills are paid, the shopping's done and the kids are taken care of then Herb doesn't mind me getting a job - it takes some of the pressure off him.'