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Archery.

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

Aedes and Coronavirus perfect storm

'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'

"We need to do a little better job of hitting our target."

"I see the man who invented autocorrect has died."

Viet Nam: Highly Contagious Variant

"You constantly saying 'I'll see you Monday' won't change the fact that you're fired."

Mother nature mourns the state of the world.

"What am I up to? I'm collecting human rubbish floating on the ocean and I'll dump it in front of their parliament!"

'Whoever said 'taking part is better than winning' was certainly a loser...'

"After ten years at the company, the boss finally noticed my work...he fired me!"

"Next!"

"The minister has instructed us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets in the next 43 days." "Could we start with that one?"

'Speak properly son, you're not texting now...'

'Hey we just hit our sales goal...for 1978.'

'Ooops. I hit a hair pocket.'

'Try aiming for the wall - maybe then you'll hit the target!'

Clean the world.

"… and this one too, doc — 'university' is definitely spelled wrong."

CEO Barney Bingle reassured analysts that his company's earnings target is still in sight.

"He's not moving. I think he's dead already."

'Another bullseye! What do you think of black poweder guns now, Ben?'

A wrecking ball aims for a bullseye target painted on the side of a building.

'This letter is full of mistakes. Don't you read it before giving it to me?' - 'No, I thought it was confidential.'

'If I hit the apple, we call it archery. If I hit the guy, we call it acupuncture.'

'No,no,no! Don't squeeze the trigger until I put an arrow in and get my hands out of the way!'

'In this case I'm not sure 'Fat Finger Syndrome' is a design problem.'

'Hank, I think I see why you keep shooting high.'

In Memorium: The Flea Powder Massacre 2018

"How does it feel to wreak havoc eight hours a day?"