Trigger Happy Friend Pillows

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

"Smokey The Tree"

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

Santa Dog

"I think I can". (train)

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

"Same old crowd."

'Pursuit of happiness is all very well, but Congress keeps passing laws to make it run faster.'

"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."

Taking the elevator instead of the stairs.

Save animals

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

Xmas

'Thanks for keeping me company Liz: Sitting on my eggs all day long can be a bit lonely...'

"I'm not drunk! I'm jush looking for my car keyish."

"It all started with the odd mince pie and glass of sherry."

'Who says suave sophistication is dead?'

'I'm going to have to let you go.'

Feliz Navidad! Thanks for 10 great years!

"Bless you..."

"Since the cracked down on gun licences there's some bleedin awful shots about!"

"I like you Harry – even when your head's on fire you don't complain."

"You remembered."

'Careful with that shotgun, it could go off.' - 'Don't worry, I'm covering the trigger with my finger.'

Christmas: "Let's open some more next week."

'Yead, sure, Happy New Year to you too, Ben.'

Happy 2018 Chinese New Year of the Dog

Writing Christmas Cards - "What's next door's budgie called?"

Dead ducks

Silent Night.