"Neither one of us wants any trouble."
Trigger Happy Friend Pillows
Add some playful charm to your trigger-happy friend's space with a cozy pillow that humorously reflects their lively, daring nature—an ideal gift for their home or hangout spot.
Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.
"Smokey The Tree"
"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"
When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.
Santa Dog
"I think I can". (train)
Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.
Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!
"Same old crowd."
'Pursuit of happiness is all very well, but Congress keeps passing laws to make it run faster.'
Taking the elevator instead of the stairs.
"It's our fault. We put out milk & cookies and now we can't get rid of him."
Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.
'Thanks for keeping me company Liz: Sitting on my eggs all day long can be a bit lonely...'
Xmas
Save animals
"I'm not drunk! I'm jush looking for my car keyish."
"It all started with the odd mince pie and glass of sherry."
'Between us we've got 2000 Facebook friends, but we only know one person well enough to send us a Christmas card.'
"Bless you..."
Feliz Navidad! Thanks for 10 great years!
'I'm going to have to let you go.'
"Since the cracked down on gun licences there's some bleedin awful shots about!"
'Who says suave sophistication is dead?'
"I like you Harry – even when your head's on fire you don't complain."
"You remembered."
'Careful with that shotgun, it could go off.' - 'Don't worry, I'm covering the trigger with my finger.'
Christmas: "Let's open some more next week."
'Yead, sure, Happy New Year to you too, Ben.'
Writing Christmas Cards - "What's next door's budgie called?"
Happy 2018 Chinese New Year of the Dog
Dead ducks
It's beautiful outside, Axel! It's beautiful inside, Lance! Life is wonderful! I agree completely! Why are we talking like this? I have a naturally positive outlook! What's your excuse? I'm drunk!
Hang in there, hugs – pretty soon we'll be more popular than ever.
Trigger Happy Friend Pillows Collection
Trigger Happy Friend Mugs
Discover more fun and witty mugs for your trigger-happy friend—each designed to match their bold and lively personality.
Trigger Happy Friend Prints
Brighten up your friend's environment with eye-catching prints that celebrate their energetic and daring nature—perfect for any lively personality.
Trigger Happy Friend T-Shirts
Explore our collection of quirky t-shirts perfect for your trigger-happy friend—wear their boldness with pride and show off their adventurous spirit.