Tridents Gifts

Neptune

"He likes it."

'Remember me?'

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

'But you said to clean my room.'

Sober Tooth Tiger

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

Football.

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

'These are very powerful tranquilizers for when your teen has he horrific tantrums. Take two of them anytime she flares up.'

Revenge of the Mice

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

Mouse operating computer with human 'mouse.'

Dog's Sandwich

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

"I'm sorry I ever questioned the value of Tetris."

"I only live for 24 hours, so I need a temp job that pays big bugs."

Helicopter rescues mouse in maze.

Hamster IV

'Quick! Play dead!'

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

Hamster.

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

Fishing in the aquarium.

"Haven't you heard we're still in lockdown!"

Poor beggar being given change by a wealthy rat on the underground/subway

'They're so obvious about it.'

Kid's towel.