Tridents Gifts

Neptune

"He likes it."

'Remember me?'

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

'But you said to clean my room.'

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

Sober Tooth Tiger

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

Football.

'These are very powerful tranquilizers for when your teen has he horrific tantrums. Take two of them anytime she flares up.'

Revenge of the Mice

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

Another musical treatise from the 16th century is discovered.

Mouse operating computer with human 'mouse.'

"I'm sorry I ever questioned the value of Tetris."

Dog's Sandwich

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

"I only live for 24 hours, so I need a temp job that pays big bugs."

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

Hamster IV

'Quick! Play dead!'

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

Hamster.

Fishing in the aquarium.

'They're so obvious about it.'

'It's gotta be a trap.'

Poor beggar being given change by a wealthy rat on the underground/subway

"Haven't you heard we're still in lockdown!"

Kid's towel.