Trident Collector Gifts

Neptune

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"You left this on our ship."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"You're on a what?!"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'At lone at last.'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

ZOO

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Tired Barbie

Busy day

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Teddy and friends.