Trickster Tales Follower Pillows

'You can come closer - I'm a plankton eater.'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Candid Camera store.

Primitive magician

Some card-game puns

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Yoyo sheep

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Magic Tricks

Magic Tricks

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."