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'...a little higher and to the right.'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'I can 'YO', but the second 'YO' isn't working!'

Clown Wedding with Rake

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

'Well, I don't believe it Your room is spotless And in just 10 minutes,,,'

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

'We had to remove the door knob---it was causing too much hilarity'

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

'Joke emporium' 'Next prankster'

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

Scarecrow Directions

'You can come closer - I'm a plankton eater.'

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'That's what I call magical magic!'

Party games.

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

BMX Tricks

Rabbits $5.

Clown and Acrobatic Frog

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

'No, Jeffrey! It's a trick! - That's EDUCATIONAL TV!'

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

Tonight Houdini and Son.

Prehistoric circus

A Magician struggling to pull a rabbit out of a hat as a rabbit watches from the audience.

'The magian didn't have to grouch about the mucker's mafficking.'

Extreme Court Reporting

A magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat only to find a skunk - 'The rabbit sends his apologies... he has the flu.'