Trickster Of The Tides Mugs

'...a little higher and to the right.'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'I can 'YO', but the second 'YO' isn't working!'

Clown Wedding with Rake

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

Scarecrow Directions

'Joke emporium' 'Next prankster'

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

'You can come closer - I'm a plankton eater.'

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

'We had to remove the door knob---it was causing too much hilarity'

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

Party games.

'That's what I call magical magic!'

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

BMX Tricks

Rabbits $5.

'No, Jeffrey! It's a trick! - That's EDUCATIONAL TV!'

Clown and Acrobatic Frog

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

Prehistoric circus

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

Tonight Houdini and Son.

'The magian didn't have to grouch about the mucker's mafficking.'

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

Extreme Court Reporting

A magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat only to find a skunk - 'The rabbit sends his apologies... he has the flu.'

'That's for not taking an interest in archery!'