Trick Training Magician Mugs

"I started out by learning a few counting tricks, then loved it so much I now have a PhD in theoretical mathematics..."

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"This will be a tricky operation."

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"Better luck next time, kid."

'Hey Winston, this is my dad. He's obsessed with sitting.'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

King and Jester

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

'She's still a novice yet.'

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'No sniffing.'

Hypnotoon

"We're here, Harry."

The Amazing Mr Sausage

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

'For pity's sake stop that infernal humming!'

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

"I got a job!"

Wow. You're amazing!

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

Magician creates magic square

First Annual Psychic Convention

I was more a financial magician myself. I could make money disappear very easily.

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'