Magic Trick Master Mugs

'You're the finest escape artist we've ever had.'

'Watch this! Open up a straw by scrunching up its wrapper! Now put a drop of water on that wrinkly paper tube! Check it out! It wiggles and grows!'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"This will be a tricky operation."

Cheating Death.

"Better luck next time, kid."

"I've decided to add a little magic, so, everyone, say hello to my little friend."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

King and Jester

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

'No sniffing.'

Hypnotoon

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"We're here, Harry."

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

A voodoo doctor.

Yo Yo Tricks.

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

I can't believe school's starting back up, Ernie! Yeah. What happened to summer?!!! Well, Frank we played baseball, swam in the lake, visited cousins, picnicked in the park, drank lemonade, rode bikes, went to camp, played video games, ate s'mores, learned magic tricks, caught fireflies, hiked long trails, gazed at stars, made ice cream, rode rides at the fair, built sand castles, read scary books, camped in the yard, watched fireworks, ran races, flew kites, grew vegetables, did chores, wate

"I got a job!"

10,000 Tasty Rabbit Recipes

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'