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'I'll give you half my candy if you stay back thirty meters.'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

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'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"We gotta find a way to increase our Halloween candy."

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

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Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

"With Tia Carmen's chickens, we'll get twice as much candy!"

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

"Mom, this isn't what I meant when I said I wanted to be Iron Man for Halloween."

"I'm the Grin Reaper."

The Morrison brothers took dressing as woodchucks to the extreme.'

"Did you say 'trick'? Maybe that's it.Maybe it's just been one long, horrible trick."

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

"I'm your sun!"

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

Trick or treat surprise.

"Friendly? I'll say! You walk up to a house and they give you candy."

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

Gingerbread House out of Candy.

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

Halloween Bummer: Your Mom makes you wear a sweater over your costume.

"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."