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"Your honor, I intend to put the system on trial."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

"Smile if you're guilty!"

'We use that computer strictly for the office grapevine.'

'... And then Goldsmith here, said to him: 'Never mind, if you're innocent you have nothing to worry about'.'

'Stop annoying the dog Andrew!'

"My client got twenty years, yet he paid me in full. It just shows the system works."

'If you have nothing to hide, why are you hiding?'

'I think you should just plead ignorance, it's so. . . credible.'

'I robbed the bank because you can't win if you don't play!'

'Perhaps you would like to rephrase your last answer.'

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

'Your Honor, do we need the jury judging my performance?'

'Jury foreman, I'm going to assume that you've reached a verdict.'

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

'We the jury find the defendant guilty on the first count, kinda sorta guilty on the second, and guilty as hell on the third.'

'Thirty days or thirty dollars? -- Let's see the money first!'

'... And you'll be pleased to learn that my fees are reassuringly expensive.'

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

We, the jury, spy, with our little eye, someone

I confess, I'm one of the bloggers that's hurting the journalism business. You? I blog stories about my local community. You have journalistic training? Of course. I've spent years watching Shepard Smith and Montel Williams. The visitor wept with respect. Shoot me.

"This case poses a very difficult choice... I know, coin toss!"

'My dad says I'm good at training little animals - Sit, boy!'

"I'm giving up giving up!"

'Did you hear about the fool who goes around saying no all the time?'

You're trying my patience, Mr. Fusco. You're trying my client. I guess that makes us even.

CRIMINAL COURT, 'Don't you just HATE it when they show no emotion?'

"Am I to assume that your client will be submitting an insanity plea?"

"The media is always being criticised for criticising social worker..."

'He calls me lambchop and I call him muttonhead.'