Tress Trendsetter Gifts

'I noticed that hair thickener you bought is beginning to work!'

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

Not you. Your hair.

Penguin job interview

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

"Excuse me, but is this the canteen or the office?"

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

At One With Nature

"Cool bling bro!"

"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."

"Careful in the bathroom—we just had it reimagined."

Spring/Summer women's officewear collection

'Edwards never comes out of his comfort zone.'

A new chair for the 21st century, punctuated by a few ventilation apertures for that stylish new direction in mass seating.

Al's Garden Supply vs. Joe's Sporting Goods

How's the sweater coming along?

"Help!!"

"Our office went from sit-down desks to stand-up desks to becoming the desk."

Hugo Boss is Planning a Vegan Suit!

Man with laces on his feet.

'That's what I'd call eco friendly! Thanks to the new 'B.W.E.' technology, this car has got zero emissions and zero fuel consumption. 'B.W.E.' means 'Build Without Engine'.'

'Do you like the Hush Puppies?'

"I should warn you that I've stopped thinking of my moustache as ironic."

Swells discussing thier coats

"That's a lovely tee-shot." - "Well, thank you, it matches my underpants."

'I wouldn't be caught dead looking like that!'

'How very St Margarets!'

"This year it's all about comfort."

High Street Coffee Houses.

"I don't care what you say - I'm gonna wear my wig out in public. . .!"

Up-and-Coming retailers: 'Wild Intimacy'.

Interesting, but not quite Lady Gaga.