Tress Trendsetter Gifts

'I noticed that hair thickener you bought is beginning to work!'

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

Penguin job interview

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

At One With Nature

"Cool bling bro!"

"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."

"Careful in the bathroom—we just had it reimagined."

Spring/Summer women's officewear collection

'Edwards never comes out of his comfort zone.'

A new chair for the 21st century, punctuated by a few ventilation apertures for that stylish new direction in mass seating.

"Our office went from sit-down desks to stand-up desks to becoming the desk."

How's the sweater coming along?

Man with laces on his feet.

"Help!!"

Al's Garden Supply vs. Joe's Sporting Goods

'That's what I'd call eco friendly! Thanks to the new 'B.W.E.' technology, this car has got zero emissions and zero fuel consumption. 'B.W.E.' means 'Build Without Engine'.'

Swells discussing thier coats

"That's a lovely tee-shot." - "Well, thank you, it matches my underpants."

'Do you like the Hush Puppies?'

"I should warn you that I've stopped thinking of my moustache as ironic."

'I wouldn't be caught dead looking like that!'

"I don't care what you say - I'm gonna wear my wig out in public. . .!"

"This guy is such a poser even his boots have to be hip waders."

Up-and-Coming retailers: 'Wild Intimacy'.

"This year it's all about comfort."

Interesting, but not quite Lady Gaga.

'How very St Margarets!'