Trendy Thinker Pillows

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Hoxton map.

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

Social Struggles

Chippunks

"It's off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn't need it anymore."

'YESTERDAY was tie down, sleeves up...today is tie up, sleeves down!'

"How much more for pinstripes?"

Can I get you another coffee?

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

Back To School Supplies.

Smart meter. Smarter meter

"It's a very hip disease, so it's good that we caught it early, before everyone's talking about it."

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

Magazine Lover's Weekly magazine

"Do you have any questions apart from 'where did I get my jazzy tie'?"

'Gus! Get over here and see what our tattoos used to look like!'

"I think whatever's going to happen next has already happened."

Surveying.

'You know, it really was worth the extra $5 million to come up with the perfect logo.'

Barber Shop in the Coronavirus Age

"Does it say I'm a Wittgenstein scholar?"

'Our research department analysts always expect tech stock to move higher, but they don't know which ones or when.'

How very Balham!