Trendy Therapist Gifts

New-Age junk diet.

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

Can I get you another coffee?

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"It's a very hip disease, so it's good that we caught it early, before everyone's talking about it."

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

'Hey, we're in style!'

"My computer doesn't understand me!"

Multitasking: Psychiatry and Podiatry.

"We've ruled out anything trendy."

"I'm going to prescribe you four metres of bubble-wrap three times a day."

"Lately life is just a bed of neuroses."

'Everyone accuses me of being a 'control freak'.'

'These kids today look absolutely ridiculous.'

'Dad, I have commissioned my buddy to study your behavior patterns.'

"Now tell me, how long have you believed you are a cat?"

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Therapy Playgroup

"What you're expressing, them, is that although no one else actually perceived them as such at the time, you suspect that all your takeovers have been, at heart, hostile?"

Telepsychiatry

Distant but dope

Chickens

"Why don't I have a psychiatrist's couch? Funny, my psychiatrist asked me the same thing."

Mane bun

'I could make a lot more progress treating your kleptomania if you'd stop swiping my notes after every session!'