Trendy Rebel Pillows

"Ours is not a creative clan."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Rock and Roll

"Aren't we going a little overboard with Friday's casual dress code!?"

'More hair than brains.'

Man burning his tie.

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Speedo Limit: 21 Years

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

Hoxton map.

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

"Fashion Week"

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

'Casual Friday's never caught on in this department.'

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Vacancies in Customer Care - Up Yours

"...and if we need someone with an earrings, I'll be in touch."

'You are the first and the last of the Mohicans ... out!'

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

"Nice. Got this in camo?"