Trendy Cafes Prints

When Anteaters Dine Out

"I'm looking for a memorable flavor experience at a forgettable price."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

Today's special... donuts.

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Hats and Food

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Grandma's caf

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

Coffee Menu

"I'd say business was brisk."

The American Tearoom, Moscow

Coffee

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.