Exploring Cafes Prints

"This place was better before they tore it down."

'If you can't make up your mind you can talk with one of our flavor counselors.'

'It takes all day to eat it.'

Coffee Menu

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

Today's special... donuts.

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Hats and Food

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You've Had Enough!

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

National Coffee Day

'You've had enough!'

"I'd say business was brisk."

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

The American Tearoom, Moscow

"I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp." "Really?" "Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that?" "They post 'reviews' that don't have even a hint of negativity." "Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: 'House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate.'"

Swallows returning to Cappuccino.

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

'You made me jump.'

"Howdy folks. My name is Mary-Lou and I'll be your server tonight."

'Thanks for coming out with me. I really needed a caffeine fix.'

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

What's the insect de jour?