Trendsetting Elders Pillows

The Next Product For Boomers: Designer Adult Diapers.

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

TV show is called Repossesion Repossession. Man says: 'I see the property shows are reacting to the economic downturn.'

"Who's on duty today...you or me?"

'Nice bling!'

"Hold all calls, I'm taking a bath."

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

'Today, stocks dropped on poll numbers that 60% of people expected it to drop.'

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

Elegance & Social Distance

"The market was doing so well I decided not to hibernate this year."

Underwear boy at 80

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."

"Something's happening. I saw someone drinking a Manhattan today."

QR tattoo.

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

A Macaroni in 1773

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

Paleo-to-go

"Does it say I'm a Wittgenstein scholar?"

'Dame Edna has a lot to answer for'