Vintage Trendsetter Pillows

"I'm from L.A.!"

"My, grandma, what big hair and shoulder pads you had!"

The Mood Ring

Underwear boy at 80

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

"Dude, I wouldn't worry... Parents just reach that age where they don't care about stuff... I don't think it's, like, genetic or a disease you're gonna catch. It just happens!"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Bad hair day!

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

La Table

'She's so put together!'

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

Men's business romper.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Rap music

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

A Macaroni in 1772

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

"Absolutely not!"