Trendsetting Elders Prints

The Next Product For Boomers: Designer Adult Diapers.

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

'Stocks shot up. . . no one on the committee could understand a word that Bernanke was saying.'

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

Rudy Park Enterprises regrets to announce the end to a brief experiment aimed at combining the popular and irrepressible talk show phenomenon Sadie Cohen with a background beat of powerful and thrilling house music. In fact, our ratings soared during our experiment. Revenue shot up 17.5 percent. Advertisers loved it. Our decision to cancel the experiment in no way reflects any error of management. Rather, it was a raging success reflective of our forward thinking management. In the end, though,

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

TV show is called Repossesion Repossession. Man says: 'I see the property shows are reacting to the economic downturn.'

"Who's on duty today...you or me?"

'Nice bling!'

"Hold all calls, I'm taking a bath."

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

Elegance & Social Distance

'Today, stocks dropped on poll numbers that 60% of people expected it to drop.'

"The market was doing so well I decided not to hibernate this year."

"My, grandma, what big hair and shoulder pads you had!"

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

"Something's happening. I saw someone drinking a Manhattan today."

Underwear boy at 80

Future Old People

QR tattoo.

A Macaroni in 1773

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."

Paleo-to-go

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

"Does it say I'm a Wittgenstein scholar?"