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"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

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"Even the waiters here are organic."

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Bad hair day!

La Table

'She's so put together!'

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Men's business romper.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

"This is daring, but I like it."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

Rap music

"And now. . . which shoes?"

A Macaroni in 1772

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Keeping warm.

"Absolutely not!"

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror