Trendsetter Voyager Mugs

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Bad hair day!

La Table

'She's so put together!'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

"This is daring, but I like it."

Men's business romper.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

A Macaroni in 1772

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Keeping warm.

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Rap music

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"Absolutely not!"