Trendsetter In Retreat T-Shirts

"Someday I'll buy a little place in the country and take my finger off the Zeitgeist."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

Non-Uniform Day Today.

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

Do you like my bling?

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

Snake Dress-Up

'YESTERDAY was tie down, sleeves up...today is tie up, sleeves down!'

New Shades 2020

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

"My dad said they used to be bands."

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

At One With Nature

Trending wise.

"That's lovely, dear. Give me a heads-up when manners and intelligence get a little closer."

'It's the sixties, they want their shirt back!'

Man admiring his friend's skull topped scarf pin

"Cool bling bro!"

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

"Careful in the bathroom—we just had it reimagined."

'There, but for the grace of God, go I.'