Trendsetter In Retreat Mugs

"Someday I'll buy a little place in the country and take my finger off the Zeitgeist."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

Non-Uniform Day Today.

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

Do you like my bling?

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

Snake Dress-Up

'YESTERDAY was tie down, sleeves up...today is tie up, sleeves down!'

"My dad said they used to be bands."

New Shades 2020

A Revolution In Formal Wear! The Cummertie in Four Classic Styles!

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

At One With Nature

Future Old People

"That's lovely, dear. Give me a heads-up when manners and intelligence get a little closer."

'It's the sixties, they want their shirt back!'

Trending wise.

Man admiring his friend's skull topped scarf pin

"Cool bling bro!"

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

"Careful in the bathroom—we just had it reimagined."