Trendsetter In Lab Coats Prints

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

Scientists are sexy

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

'If we were in the Renaissance, we'd be painting nativity scenes right now.'

Plasma Ball

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

Plasma Ball

"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."

"Although your discovery is very important, the consensus is that your article about it lacked suspense, and was completely devoid of humor."

Ann was shocked and awed when the General kissed her after her presentation and she wondered if he'd heard a word she'd said.

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

Identifying Scientists by their Lab Coats.

Successful Baseball Teams Rely on a Good Pharm System.

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

Animal Engineering Lab.

"Great. First our funding ran out, now the rat."

Under strict laboratory conditions extensive research proves that, despite being watched, pots do eventually boil.

'If we could just add one more gene to make the skeptical customer trust us.'

'The results are far from conclusive, but it does cause cancer in humans.'

Genetic Engineering 'N Things

'Report cards, folks - and they have to be signed by your high school chemistry teachers.'

It's my latest recombinant DNA project. Are you a man or a mouse?

"...then - and here's the funny part - I add the potassium sulfate..."

'I'm testing whether the little blue pill. Will speed up the reproduction process of these organisms.'

"You've just proven that your job doesn't exist."

'I feel much better. I think the cheese treatments must be working.'

Recombinant DNA Lab.

'If that's true, if you've really done it, I can say unequivocally, that is indeed...Nothing to sneeze at!'

'Just as I thought...made in Alaska!'

"What particle collider physicists do in their spare time"

Novox Genlab: 'I don't know if we should call the world press or keep quiet?'

'To me, the biggest source of inspiration is my family.'

Plasma scientist