Trending Topics Gifts

"We're starting to get media coverage. Pass it on."

'So what's trending today Margaret?'

'185,496 views already! Late to the party. Again.'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

Hashtag Woke Up Like This

"He's a writer, Daddy. He's the author of several popular hashtags."

"I see dinosaurs are trending."

Cinema: Now Playing - Based on the selfie that went viral.

'The good news is your girlfriend is trending. The bad news is he's trending on men's room walls.'

"Birdbox? No. I just prefer not to make eye contact!"

"So ... is that a Thing now?"

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

"Honey! Our 15 minutes of fame has been reduced to an unflattering gif on Twitter!"

"I'm trending on the monkey bars but no on the merry-go-round."

"Hmm... I wonder what social media-driven bandwagon I can latch onto today..."

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

"I annoyed my friends by posting pics of my meals, so I stopped that and am posting my Wordle scores instead."

'His sickness has gone viral.'

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

"The fad herald cometh."

Just a sec – I want to see which wishes get the most likes before I decide.

I wish to tweet a part of my body. Excuse me? I want to be politically relevant. I want to be part of the conversation. Everyone is doing it. I'm ready. C'mon, let's get this thing over with. Let's go risque! I'm thinking bicep. What's a tweet? You think he'll let up, but he won't.

Cheer up – at least #et_tu is trending.

New thing! What? Studies show more people are atheists. It's the trend. I'm catching the wave. I'm joining the movement. As of today: I'm a non-believer! Gotta respect the conviction.

Randy, I heard you're making a killing from your Youtube channel. How can a guy get in on that action? Simple … Just sit down in front of a camera and talk from the heart about something you're passionate about. Just be a genuine human being. People are drawn to that. I see, I see. Just one thing: What if the phrase "genuine human being" makes a guy break out in hives? Plan B: Find out what people are googling and pretend to be an expert on the highest-ranked search term. No we're talking.

I'm so sick of 2017, Randy. What? It's still 2016. I know. But everyone's saying how horrible 2016 is and how they can't wait for it to be over. I don't want to be part of the herd, I want to be a trendsetter. There are better ways to be a trendsetter, little buddy. #hashtag-2017-stinks.

"#Hot" is trending again.

#notblessed

"It killed on social media yet you say it's horrible?" "Lousy is lousy."

#theendisnigh

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