Trend Resister Prints

"Honestly, Kate—can you picture us in a shopping mall?"

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

A man without a chicken on his head!

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

'I often tried wearing my pants like that, but I always ended up forming other letters.'

Solar Flares

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

Shoe Whore

Too Much?

Traffic Offence Selfie

Butterfly Woman

"They came up with a new class of anti-depressants that will inhibit compulsive shopping."

"Okay, the market took a dive. No reason to panic, Mr. Spielman."

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

"We're starting to get media coverage. Pass it on."

"I like its easygoing spirit, but light mauve shows jelly."

Sitting Out the Lambada

The Fashion for Elaborate Hairstyles

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

"And the waistband of your underpants: showing or not showing?"

Jumpers

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"Acrylic, hemp, fire wax on mirrored aluminum and stainless steel."