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"Do you think we can sit here until there's a dot-com revival?"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"Even the waiters here are organic."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Bad hair day!

La Table

'She's so put together!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

"This is daring, but I like it."

Men's business romper.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Keeping warm.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Rap music

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"Absolutely not!"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

A Macaroni in 1772

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror