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Men's business romper.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

"On Wall Street today, news of lower interest rates sent the stock market up, but then the expectation that these rates would be inflationary sent the market down, until the realization that lower rates might stimulate the sluggish economy pushed the mark

"Which 'ism' am I this week, Ms. Trotter?"

'There's a bear on line one and a bull on line two. Who do you want me to put through first?'

The Bland Leading the Bland

"I can't believe I sold my soul for platforms, they're so last season"

Bought GE stock at its high.

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

Fashion Mag - Totally in - So last season

"Hillary Clinton is polling well here. Sales off pants suits are up."

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

"Gender reveal parties just aren't the same in black & white."

The high tech crash of the early 2000s...and the depression that followed.

Designer Republic of Shoreditch

'I'm switching you from long-term growth stocks to short-term bonds.'

"I guess we're becoming quite popular. I heard everything is going mobile."

Jumpers

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

"Dwayne is very important to us. He knows exactly when a trend will become a craze."

"I think whatever's going to happen next has already happened."

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

"Admit it, George - we didn't see this coming!"

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

In Trays titled: 'In', 'Out' and 'Back in Again'.

"That's our department of microeconomics."

"I'll only remove what's necessary...your gall bladder and the man bun."

Studies show some foods work miracles/study says studies are a crock.

"You really can't look at things in a black and white perspective anymore, Especially as we said that white is the new black."