Trend Analysts Prints

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Men's business romper.

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

"On Wall Street today, news of lower interest rates sent the stock market up, but then the expectation that these rates would be inflationary sent the market down, until the realization that lower rates might stimulate the sluggish economy pushed the mark

"Which 'ism' am I this week, Ms. Trotter?"

'Do you have it in black?'

'There's a bear on line one and a bull on line two. Who do you want me to put through first?'

I started my own Youtube channel. What's it about? Well, there are already too many stupid-stunt-and-prank channels, and too many holier-than-thou-independent-news-analysis channels. But get this: There were absolutely zero holier-than-thou-stupid-stunt-and-prank-analysis channels. Probably a reason for that. My first hard-hitting post reveals how the inauthenticity of the "Mario Kart" prank is driving away Millennials.

"I can't believe I sold my soul for platforms, they're so last season"

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

Bought GE stock at its high.

Irony: Then and Now

The Bland Leading the Bland

Fashion Mag - Totally in - So last season

Kevin: King of the Social Influencers.

"Hillary Clinton is polling well here. Sales off pants suits are up."

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

"Gender reveal parties just aren't the same in black & white."

The high tech crash of the early 2000s...and the depression that followed.

Designer Republic of Shoreditch

'I'm switching you from long-term growth stocks to short-term bonds.'

"Admit it, George - we didn't see this coming!"

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

"Dwayne is very important to us. He knows exactly when a trend will become a craze."

"I think whatever's going to happen next has already happened."

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

Jumpers

"I guess we're becoming quite popular. I heard everything is going mobile."

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

In Trays titled: 'In', 'Out' and 'Back in Again'.

"That's our department of microeconomics."

"I'll only remove what's necessary...your gall bladder and the man bun."

Studies show some foods work miracles/study says studies are a crock.