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Munch munch. Nom nom nom. I think the kids like their present again this year.

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

Wine taster with mineral water

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'I'm doing a wine tasting course, it's fascinating. . .'

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

My comfort zone

'The bouquet is reminiscent of rubber nose - but then, it always is...'

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

"I'm getting a lot of burnt notes."

'The statue of David? I thought you said Mogen David.'

'I've found taking a sip of another table's wine is an effective conversation starter.'

Baby at Christmas Dinner

Octopi a la mode.

'Frank, it's water.'

'He's judging our reserve pinot noir - five years to produce it, five seconds in his mouth.'

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

IRS, 'Yes, but in order to deduct it, you have to be a LICENSED wine-taster.'

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

'In order to be the king's permanent wine taster, you only have to be able to do 3 things: drink, swallow...and live.'

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

The Schematic map of Miss Mathilda's afternoon assortment box of Bonbons

"I'm getting subtle hints of what the Fed might do."

'Ironically, before I fell on hard times, I was a professional wine taster.'