Tree Lover With A Sense Of Irony Mugs

Fake ecologist

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Monkey-artist

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Do you have anything bigger?

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"I brought cocoa."

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Psychobabbling brook.

Stop and Birch

'I mean...'

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

Roads with a view.

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

'Can you pass me the saw-dust when you're finished with it Darling?'

Pastrami in the wild

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

Tree Squirrel

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

Tsunami Evac Route

Ozone layer claims another victim.

'I thought a camping trip would keep your mind off work. What I'd like to know is how you got your desk out here without me knowing.'

Camouflage Unit

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

The Re-Giving Tree

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

No tree hugging.