Tree Feller At Heart Mugs

"Let's surprise Mom with ANOTHER Christmas tree!"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Monkey-artist

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Do you have anything bigger?

"If this Goliath bloke is as big as they say, I can just hang around the forest until he's gone."

"I brought cocoa."

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Stop and Birch

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"Today, son, you are a man."

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

Tree Squirrel

'Can you pass me the saw-dust when you're finished with it Darling?'

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Ozone layer claims another victim.

"My mum's favourite recipes are: birch with mayonnaise, oak with tomato sauce, hazel with Dijon mustard, beech with salt and pepper and pine with soy sauce..."

Frank and Ernest Nursery. We sell mature trees. Come in for a shady deal. Uh, Ernie, about this sign you put out.

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

"So....are we, like, dating now? Or what?"

Camouflage Unit

No tree hugging.

The Re-Giving Tree

Welcome to Kew Gardens

'It took me five years to learn, but now I can climb trees! Let's see if that darn cat will laugh at me now...'

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

"Sorry, we only do cats in trees."