Tree-hugging Humorist Mugs

"Should anyone present think Dan’s tree-hugging has gone off the rails, speak now or forever hold your peace."

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

'I mean...'

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

The Sensitive Dude.

"I touched another squirrel's nuts. Any other questions?"

'Our newest board member wants a ban on animal testing except for rodents.'

"You have a good lie."

Clown watering his flowers.

'Was this eye of newt locally sourced?'

Ernie got up on the wrong side of the garden bed again.

Deflating Island

Customers seek Alyssum in Garden Centre.

Fake ecologist

Tree Tunnel

"It started as a little harmless tree-hugging and sort of grew from there."

Ice Age.

Wilkins refused to sink to their level.

Native trees of lexington avenue

Despite everyone's best efforts, the peace talks quickly broke down.

"I always carry a spare of trousers. Just in case I get a hole in one."

Tree surgery.

"I'm okay with channel three storm team and channel four early warning team, but channel five global warming team scares."

Antacid rain

Stone Crop

'We all got up here, you'd think one of us would know how to get down.'

'We can't wait to get into a bed with you lot!'

'I don't have the heart to tell him we bought the farm and coming to take the signs down.'

"Look away dear, there's that dreadful 'Phallus impudicus'"