Tree Heart Carver T-Shirts

William and Real Estate

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Caption Contest TK

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Classic Emojis for sale.

The Sculptor

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

D.C. Halloween

Halloween sculptor

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

Pinochio's Computer

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

'It took me five years to learn, but now I can climb trees! Let's see if that darn cat will laugh at me now...'

'I ran into a whittler.'

"You're lucky you don't get carved this time of year."

"I had to get braces."

"It's a very simple procedure. We slice off the top of your head and scoop out your innards with a spoon."

"How did getting carved make you feel?"

"When's the last time you flossed?"

"That reminds me, your Dentist called."

Halloween dentist.

Ice Sculpting Class.

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

Who'd have thought a mere candle up the rear would yield such a spectacular effect!