Tree Heart Carver Prints

William and Real Estate

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Caption Contest TK

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Punkins

Classic Emojis for sale.

The Sculptor

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

Whittlers Mother

Halloween sculptor

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

D.C. Halloween

Pinochio's Computer

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

'Arghhh! He's got no face!'

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

'It took me five years to learn, but now I can climb trees! Let's see if that darn cat will laugh at me now...'

'I ran into a whittler.'

"You're lucky you don't get carved this time of year."

"I had to get braces."

"It's a very simple procedure. We slice off the top of your head and scoop out your innards with a spoon."

"When's the last time you flossed?"

Halloween dentist.

Ice Sculpting Class.

"How did getting carved make you feel?"

"That reminds me, your Dentist called."

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log

F&E Dentistry. Happy Halloween. That pumpkin doesn't have any teeth! He never brushed --- It's a plaque-o-lantern.

Dentist: Pumpkin before and after.

Early blogs.

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition